Excellent work, sir. The line, wire, steel pipe across the screen with the banner reminds me of Joe Cornell.
We're sorry to inform you that the accounting dept. has determined that your account is six months in arrears on the "full view" surcharges. They are not , as you say, "free". They are in fact heavily taxed, and a continuous drain on everyone's resources. Please arrange for payment post-haste and immediately.
You may not know that any and all excess full view taxes collected, go to support important public service efforts, such as The Department of Silly Walks, etc. some of which have never been able to pull their own weight.